Welcome to my LAIR
...blog. You know what I mean. If you didn't get the reference, your best bet at this point might be the back button. Henceforth is the realm of Mass Effect, Red Vs Blue, and One Piece, amongst other stuff. Mostly a delicious concoction of science, video games, lulz, and adorable animals. If that suits you, enjoy. If not but you're here because you know me IRL welp, these are probably not the droids you're looking for.
I’m pretty sure my determination to talk to the Arishok all of the time is just going to piss him off and sabotage the fuck out of Kirkwall. But I like his voice, and his occasional vague compliments within his condemnation of my society make me feel like he’s the angry dad I always wanted but never had.
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
my day was just made.
Finally won the war on
terror my driving test.